vibraslap.

hello john mccrea.

i appreciate you. it is you who has inspired within me an adoration for my sunroof. my sunroof which, when opened, allows me the freedom to move and convulse in the tiny space of my car to the peerless, idiosyncratic rhythm of your thoughts. i say "alright" with you. it makes me happy. i have known you for years, my friend john, but lately have rediscovered my adoration. thank you for remaining new fifteen years down the road. and if you ever google yourself and come across this blog, i would enjoy being your friend, and would also really like to learn how to play the vibraslap, please.

i'm going to go dance now while you sing about dead babies.

your fan,
loisa