apology.

in a million years, i never would have guessed that i would be doing this, but, christina, i would like to publicly apologize to you for calling you a talentless skank for all of these years. i stand corrected. it's like you stood backstage at the grammies and said to yourself, "here's what i'm gonna do. i'm going to go out there, and i'm going to be real bad ass and everyone in america is going to pause for a moment, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, paralyzed by the blinding reality of just how bitchin i really am." i watched with a look of sheer confusion on my face as you completely dominated the entire night. so, while i still can't say that i'm a fan of yours, i can stand here speechless every time i watch this video and marvel at just how captivating this performance was.